My days have been full of groping myself over Radioactive5 and her pierced booby. BTW she a total lesbian. A level 5 on the Kinsey Scale. Also trying to sort out mine and Sarah love hate kick you in the ass relationship\friendship.

Oh I'm also joining the MOD\Army

Oh and Radioactive5 and Sarah might be trying to grope each other

So new blog new blog new blog
oh what should I blog about

Sooo I need to meet someone to hold and have sex with. But I need to like them. They need to not be crazy. They need to be around 5 years younger or older than me.

The above has pretty much guaranteed I haven't had any sex in the last 7 months and most likely wont have any till September.

So I frequently lust over my friends. I care about them as a friend should, and some of them I want to do naughty things to as well

This blog is about a friend I can't name because she is married. I wanted to call her "Woman A or Woman B" But that's really harsh. I like and care about her so I need a nickname that she doesn't user herself. I know I will pick a feature and call her by that. It is objectifying her but I lack originality in thinking of nicknames.

We shall call her "Red Head". "Red Head" is far far more sexy a nickname than "Ginger" anyway. So we were talking last week about her house being renovated and she told me she had dyed her hair. So what this is SG loads of girls dye there hair. No not quite she dyed her pubic hair from red to black. But she couldn't show me because she was never alone. So today I got to watch her strip for her shower and touch herself with her new dyed pubic hair Yeah I REALLY did enjoy my morning.

So do you flirt\tease with any of your friends\loves?

Right I didn't know what to blog. So i clicked on category and saw the subject bitching. God I love a good honest hardcore bitch session

OK start with the simple thing of no job. I most likely can't get one until after the operation. Why you ask? Well I will be AWOL for 3 weeks during the operation The for a further 2 MONTHS I will feel like I have a permanent flu and being 50%. Let's here it for being broke YAY

OK let's move onto sex and love life. My friend asked me to describe my love life right now. i found myself using words like Arctic, Ice Age, Extinct. Am I "in love" with anyone right now? Well using my own unique definition of love that I explained, Yes I'm in love with I would say 4 people. But am I getting ANY sex? No not unless you count my right hand and my secret affair my left hand

So Job, Love/Sex, Oh Health that's right yeah I'm still healthy and still in one piece

Hmmm so if you want to ask anything feel free

So Exercise is utter fail about now

My usual walk is 2.4 miles when tracked on a map and I usually walk that in 30 minutes or less. So today I started the walk and wanted to try and walk as fast as I could. Just to check my fitness level for the walk. So I was able to walk at full speed for the entire walk without going out of breath. Milo hated me for it

So I might need to start jogging at this rate hmmm damm it

If you can watch this without cracking a smile you are more serious than me .

So what has my day been like today?

I went to bed at 2am. I woke up at 6am. Then went downstairs and got ready for my hospital visit. What was I doing at the hospital you ask? I was meant to be getting a x-ray of my kidneys because I'm donating one to my father. So I'm stuck in a taxi for a hour with my dad and the taxi driver as there talking about the driving conditions. Every 10 seconds one of them would fart and then laugh........

I was stuck in the taxi gas chamber for close to a hour I was getting light headed and dizzy by the time i got to the hospital.

I had the hot nurse with the cute australian accent rub gel over my body and give me a ultrasound.

Apart from that my dad was kind of slow watched the Royal Rumble. I was actually surprised at some of the things that happened. I will up date this later with some other stuff that has popped up into my head

(410):i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
(913):did you yell "are you not entertained?"

Gladiator Reference while talking about sex. I think I would get on well with that guy

So if you want to know the dream I had last night click the spoiler. It's in a spoiler because its disturbing.

So what is love?
This blog is going to be about what my opnion \ version of love is. It's not wrong or immoral it's my opnion. If you feel like I'm wrong then tell me so in a logical calm manner or I will tell you to shove your opnion

There are roughly 6,799,100,000 in the world. That is a estimate from here. This is the highest population the world has ever had. By 2040 we are expected to reach over 9 BILLION people on this planet.

Even at my most gregarious, I will most likely never even meet 1% of the entire world's population. Just to clarify that means I will meet 67,991,000, which seems really unlikely. So there BILLIONS of people I will never meet. Who is to say that my "one true love" isn't in the billions of people my path will never cross with?

Therefore I assume that any person I do meet there is a chance I could love them for the rest of my life. But I also fully expect to be just as compatible with 100's if not 1000's of other people. So my "one true love" isn't 1 its anyone that I find myself attracted to and compatible with. I can say I love them without feeling deceitful or lying to them.

But I always feel the need to clarify to them that my version or the word love isn't about them being my one and only its about my wanting them and being content to spend my life with them.

Do you agree? disagree? think I'm crazy? Let me know