age: 31 (Dec 29, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2008

occupation: Foole.

makes me sad: Bill Hicks wanna-be's.

crush: Orange.

makes me happy: Laughter. Lots and lots of laughter.

body mods: Couple old tattoos, maybe more one day.

into: Reading, writing, stand up and poker. http://ifictitious.blogspot.com/

i lost my virginity: To a lesbian while watching hentai. This was a different lesbian from the one who taught me how to kiss a few years earlier. Apparently not a jock + writes poetry = high school lesbian magnet? I dunno... I guess it'd be saying something if they were straight now, but um... ::cough:: ehhh... Well I'm better now!

most humbling moment: Now this is a subject I've been dying to open up to strangers about. Finally, a public forum that understands me.

stats: 6' 200.

heroes: I prefer antiheroes.

gets me hot: I'm a sucker for sexy librarians.