"well, even though i forgot our first meeting, nate's awesomeness transcends because he piggie backed me for 2 blocks, after a rather retarded trip to buy cigarettes from a gay dude, and then we took some awful pictures, and his friend hated him.. and wow this testimonial sucks. sorry, i'm still drunk."

"Only a rock star could have that doo and walk around without running into things. So rock on hepcat, with your cool hair and soul patch.."