“Monsieur Poulpe wanted me to do him in the ass, but we never find the time to meet each other ”

“Mr Poulpe ton pere est un voleur car il a pris les etoiles du ciel et les a mises dans tes yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeuxx”

“I didn't have the time to write that i'm very in love with monsieur poulpe but since he's a pedesessuel who lost his mojo and who wears weird stripped pullovers... I'm desperate”

“monsieur poulpe likes jews and crocodiles ahahahahahahaha
et c'est un gentil pédésessuel”

“Monsieur Poulpe wanted me to let him a testicule... as if he didn't see enough of them everyday when he hang out in gay backrooms....
He wanted me to let him a testicule about how he's a nice queer, it seems like a tradition....
but I shit on your fucking traditions,
I won't let him any stupid testicule.”

“Mister Poulpe is a gentil pedesexuel.”

“Monsieur Poulpe est un trés bon pédésexuel que j'affectionne ...”

“Monsieur Poulpe is very hot, I love him but I know that he doesn't want to be with me... He likes boys...”