into: the hardcore and the gentle, big time

makes me sad: A little on the pedal steel.

hobbies: .

5 things i can't live without: three coffee, two reefer

vices: Yes

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Staring at your ass.

occupation: Out of work comedian.

current crush: Your mother in army boots.

body mods: Hematopoietic stem cell transplantation.

fantasy: Short story : Happy ending

sign: No Shooting Off Highway

most humbling moment: in 1993

i lost my virginity: in 1978

CIGARETTES: Nope

I WANT: Romance

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Hipster, Drum & Bass