Hoooooly shit you have returned. About dam time. You have been away on the dark lands of facebook too long.

The garden is looking good. Fresh tomatoes are the best. How is you? Seen any good movie lately?

How did your musical event go, Mr. Morningwood? Hope all is well with you out in La La Land.

I don't need no metronome to tell me my timing is impeccable. So did you eat all of your homegrown tomatoes? It has been the year from hell for growing anything around here. The earth is more scorched than Carthage during the Third Punic War.

Merry Christmas!

It's been ages since I had chicken soup! Should I feign being sicker than I am at the moment to secure a bowl? Perhaps.

That was last year's garden. This one is somewhat productive but not like last year. Too distracted with other things and how many tomatoes can a person eat, anyway? Got plenty of cukes and basil for my Hendrick's Cucumber Cocktails though...