unfortunately there are people who don't know how to either.....sad but true. I luckily am stellar at both!

Stop! Comments like that turn my little penis into some sort of Pleistocene sea creature.

Oh, I just ate this:

what the fuck is that?

It's the soft delicious lips of an artichoke; it's connected to the heart of the damn thing.

ahhh now that you say that, it's obvious!


I tried to be tasteful, soe of the images are to creepy to post. they dog ones kind of cracked me up!