There is definitely one thing I can say about Italy... the beer sucks . No, I have not ever been there, so you may wonder from where such a generalized view of their brew stems. I happened to be in Seattle when my buddy and I found ourselves in the midst of an Italian festival, when we spotted those two mgical words... "BEER GARDEN!"

I think I can also say that Italy must not have very good gardens, because there wasn't a single plant in there. There was nothing but red-and-white-checkered tablecloths as far as the eye could see. We bought ourselves a tall glass of what the advertisement poster boasted, in Italian, to be "The Best Beer in Italy." (It's a rough translation...) Seeing as how I was born in the U.S. and have lived here my entire life, I have been trained to believe that all advertisements are undeniably true Let me tell you, the beer was terrible. Give me an Irish brew and I will love you for life, but this crap tasted like seltzer water with a drop of beer extract. Final summation, Italian beer sucks... or Italian advertisements are not to be trusted...

There is definitely one thing I can say about Italy... the beer sucks . No, I have not ever been there, so you may wonder from where such a generalized view of their brew stems. I happened to be in Seattle when my buddy and I found ourselves in the midst of an Italian festival, when we spotted those two mgical words... "BEER GARDEN!"

I think I can also say that Italy must not have very good gardens, because there wasn't a single plant in there. There was nothing but red-and-white-checkered tablecloths as far as the eye could see. We bought ourselves a tall glass of what the advertisement poster boasted, in Italian, to be "The Best Beer in Italy." (It's a rough translation...) Seeing as how I was born in the U.S. and have lived here my entire life, I have been trained to believe that all advertisements are undeniably true Let me tell you, the beer was terrible. Give me an Irish brew and I will love you for life, but this crap tasted like seltzer water with a drop of beer extract. Final summation, Italian beer sucks... or Italian advertisements are not to be trusted...