It stopped raining. I have the day off. My 15month old boy started beatboxing yesterday. All the neighbors heard me and his mom yelling at each other the night before last. We might take the ferry into the city. Leon's never been on a boat before. I feel relatively alright considering the amount of whiskey and beer I drank yesterday. Today will be a good one for smoothing things over with the boy's mama. We're going to be a family on an outing. Uh oh. Baby just pinched a loaf. Whatta stinker.