Member: MrCrisp

MrCrisp took a long walk straight back home.

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MARCH 17, 2010 @ 05:16 PM


It was in the middle of texting "Happy St Patrick's day, you fucking racist" that my fourth Guinness arrived.

Did you know that the original color of St Patrick's day was blue?



I have to sober up immediately; tomorrow I will have to fast, soak in some concentrated radiation, allow myself to experience partial exsanguination, urinate in a cup, and regain enough strength to go to a rock and roll show. Next week, I will get felt up by my primary physician, inspected and graded for release into the civilian world. However, there will be no full-frontal nudity. Bummer.






Two things that I am hoping for: an acoustic encore from either band and Alkaline Trio playing Tegan and Sara covers.



I wonder if Matt still thinks Tegan's the cooler one.



All I have now is a thunderstorm boning a tempest in the small shitty city apartment that is my brain. The sounds of the elevated portion of the subway system roar through the window. The paint peels under the coercion of condensation as a cicadean cacophony occasionally wafts in from the periphery.

Granny Smith apples and natural peanut butter are a fucking amazing combination.

As I begrudgingly lurch from task to taxing task tomorrow, I'll work on finalizing the upcoming national tour. It will hardly be national, nor will it constitute an international tour. No Canada. Maybe Seattle, possible Minneapolis, but no Canada. Not until after May 15th, at least.

I'm starting to look back on the things that I'll miss about Charleston (short list), but one of them is already gone, and I miss him more than any list could dignify.

I'm going to be dealing with these motherfuckers on tax day. Pray nothing happens (to them).



You know what, fuck it. Canada, here I come.

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_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

MAR 17, 2010 05:22 PM

Crisp, you are one of my favorite humans ever. I love you.

Ceciley

Ceciley

Santa Fe, NM
September 2005

MAR 17, 2010 06:44 PM

you make up your mind!

Swayze_

Swayze_

Fresno, CA
October 2007

MAR 17, 2010 06:50 PM

They should of stuck with blue

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

MAR 17, 2010 09:01 PM

Oh, come now. Your chin is distinctive.

Oh, and I saw Tegan and Sara a few weeks ago.





wink

MissShell

MissShell

Australia
October 2005

MAR 17, 2010 09:01 PM

fuck canada! come to australia instead. i promise all the granny smith and peanut butter your heart desires.

your music taste is exceptional.

R3X

R3X

USA
April 2008

MAR 17, 2010 09:13 PM

Personally, I like The Royal Tenenbaums most of all, but there were no crybaby screencaps I could pull from that film.

I NEED TO GO TO VANCOUVER. At least one more time in my life.

MissShell

MissShell

Australia
October 2005

MAR 17, 2010 10:19 PM

one ejactulation of sperm does contain the same amount of protein as a medium sized pork chop...

zoom image

i can/t stress how fingerbangingly hot that photo is.

AandP

AandP

Toronto, ON
April 2003

MAR 18, 2010 12:45 PM

Apples and peanut butter. Epic drool.

Oh - way to pose, dude.
Nice hairy legs.tongue

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

MAR 18, 2010 05:38 PM

do you have pants on?

AandP

AandP

Toronto, ON
April 2003

MAR 18, 2010 06:17 PM

Oh - and about racism & St Patrick's Day. This is pretty amazing:

babyhead

babyhead

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

MAR 18, 2010 09:43 PM

You know what's even better than apples and peanut butter? (Although said combo is indeed awesome)
Peanut butter and pickles. Oh lord.

I love that girl up there for posting the Blame Canada song. I love that one. "It's not even a real country anyway!" So good. Almost as good as combining apples with other shit...

babyhead

babyhead

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

MAR 18, 2010 10:04 PM

What's not to be enthusiastic about? I've had nothing but good experiences from our little commie system...it ain't without it's flaws, but I have to say, I really enjoyed not having to pay thousands for my metal femur after getting smoked by an SUV a few years ago and breaking that fucker in two. But yeah, luckily I don't need a hip replacement or a hernia operation...cuz that shit wouldn't happen til 2052.

So you are now a civilian, I take it? Where you going on your national tour?

As for my biz-- you can easily deduce what I do for a living by looking at the clues in the photos...biggrin

MissShell

MissShell

Australia
October 2005

MAR 19, 2010 12:27 AM

i/m pretty good at being straight forward in what i want to say, but if you/d like to believe i/m subliminally conveying to you my desires well...

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

MAR 19, 2010 09:53 AM

Thanks babe.

xo

AandP

AandP

Toronto, ON
April 2003

MAR 19, 2010 12:59 PM

Share the gold with me when you find it.!



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Yes, you will be the ruler of Canada.
I can feel it in my third eye.

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