It ain't the glasses, man.

Tell that to Dr Who on the flat panel! Rose has never looked better.

Ya, the ladies might not be down for the van as a whip. Esp. the candy van.
That would be taking the skeeze to a whole other level.
Got Candy?

I haven't eaten them! The other slices are still there. Once fucking bitten, twice, one shy bitch.

Well hey, at least you've got the charming part down to a science.

not a full view, but i'm sure one will occur.

back of your van hey mr?....i/d take your candy anyday..that is, if you were offering.

DON DRAPER FOR LIFE!!!!

When I grow up, I want to be Donald Draper in Joan's body.
No lie.

candy works for me. i have what one could say is an oral fixation, i could suck on that candy for days.

*cough* waiting...

i find you way too attractive and that offer way too irresistible

Judging by the comments above, apparently pedoglasses and rapist vans and moustaches are what get the laydeez excited!

About bloody time someone figured it out.

says moustachio.

oh, you have my complete encouragement.