I was just coming to post a blog about MY new glasses! Thanks for stealing my thunder, buster. I like your steez, though, makes me wanna go drop some soap.

it kind of looks like a photo for a newspaper article on pedophiles...

you got a purdy mouth.

indeed..

I've never been attracted to someone looking like a pedophile... Till now

Rawr

you can have the mustache or the glasses, but heavens, not BOTH!

more like too much basement in one face.
I think the NY rule would be if you can make it goofy; ie, a handlebar, then you are no longer a pedobear.

Well, get a hold of that!

I spelunked into it! I swear that was spiked with quaaludes.

I only had two slices! Six more to go, and then I'm on rabbit food for the rest of my life.

if there's grass on the field...

heyo!...

personally i think the glasses and moustache combo are quite dashing.

When I saw that photo, I kinda thought this:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

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But then, I thought:

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Either way, it's win/win.