Member: MrCrisp

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JULY 8, 2009 @ 06:04 PM


This sign actually exists.

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Did you know the differences between Gay Rights, Gay Wrongs, and Gay Make-Believe? Apparently, homosexuals are people with mental disorders who enjoy AIDs, chemical abuse, and domestic abuse, and use Marxist tactics to brainwash heterosexual Americans into eating dick.

Oh, Bible Belt. You make my pants so snug! blush


I'm probably getting another cortisone injection in my groin first thing tomorrow, and then I get to drive myself back to work!

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atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUL 08, 2009 06:30 PM

dude, that's awesome. and here i was, thinking that not wanting to blow dudes would ostracize me from the obvious homosexual majority out there.

also, shots to the groin? ouch.

crissi

crissi

HOPEFUL

Bremerton, WA

JUL 08, 2009 06:43 PM

Speaking of "Bible belt" some religious folks have taken to standing on the side of the road with huge posters of mutilated fetuses with the words "choice" and "abortion" on them. I happily flipped them off. But then I saw their heads raise slightly with what seemed like to me rightous pride. I think maybe I just supported their beliefs on liberal sinners. Ugh.

And either that website is someones elaborate joke or I'll be really sad....and full of rage.

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 09, 2009 07:23 AM

we have a billboard here in tulsa that says "someone you know and love is gay" and its in a "be tolerant" kind of way. (i told you tulsa was weird) i think its tolerated here as long as "the gays" keep to themselves. we have a pretty decent PRIDE every year and i am always surprised that there arent protesters. ugh. this place.



i dont curse concrete! it is a totally great thing to ride bikes on. ^^
and i am personal assistant for a business person here. yes, i am being intentionally vague and yes it is a real job. except for the constantly being on call and the crazy pay schedule and the whole 'no benefits' thing. but i respect my employer and will still be always on call when i find a job that pays as well and has benefits. so. other than that i watch band and awesome tv, i love dogs, i sort recycling, and i am a slactivist aspiring to be an activist. i will go back to school and get my degree (probably some semi-useless liberal arts degree) and work for non-profits my whole life. should be good smile

what are you planning on going to school for? are you going to write for a living?

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 09, 2009 08:17 AM

you know, i have been trying to think of a joke about the shot in the groin for an hour. i got nothing. hope it helps and you dont die while driving to work.

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 09, 2009 10:26 AM

as much as tolerance is lame, i'd rather have that then someone spewing hateful things (looking at you, Sally Kerns)
man, i dont tolerate cockroaches in the least! those things scare the dickens out of me. creepy crawlies and snakes and mice or whatever dont scare me but cockroaches cause me to turn into that lady in the warner brothers cartoon where she sees a mouse (i think) and jumps on the chair squealing. i tried to find a clip but no luck so i hope you are getting the appropriate visual.

i had a friend who had to get cortisone shots in his spine. the groin sounds better! what do you plan on watching? did you finish BoB already? i just dvr'd a documentary about consumer credit lending practices. i plan on making good use of it in the days to come.

as far as activism goes or non-profiture goes, i will probably end up doing some sort of work involving the prevention of domestic violence or doing something that involves raising awareness about human trafficking. with a little breastfeeding and natural birth awareness on the side. my absolute unattainable dream would be to open a center that has resources for domestic violence survivors and spa and pretty-making-ness area for them and cancer patients with a birthing center attached to it. also probably a car mechanic. haha. its a weird mix but i feel like its stuff that should all be in one place.

i have a friend who is working on a degree in electrical engineering which is probably not the same as mechanical engineering at all but i'll leave that to you mathy people to figure out. i am thankful for you mathy people.
and yes please still dabble in writing, even if it is just you writing puns down all the time. you are too funny/clever to not.

(i know i've made up some words in this but it is just the mood i'm in)

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 09, 2009 10:30 AM

oh! and add an animal rescue organization to that mess of a center. i want to help everyone and do everything. gah. i wish i had thought of this when i was 17.

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