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JULY 5, 2009 @ 02:41 AM


This evening's events were inspired by a comment on a thread regarding Julianne Moore's pallid complexion. I probably shouldn't post quotes from a private group, so I'll just mention the influence: somebody quipped that Freckles Are Only Grey When You're Dead would make a great pulp detective novel title.

So, with that in mind, I came up with this:



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Sure, I changed the title, but I sneaked it back into this excerpt:

"Come here, detective. Don't be afraid."

Julianne looked unearthly as she spoke, with her autumn hair tumbled, her cheeks waxen. They stood so close, motionless, that there was nothing between them but their bated breath and the brume of those words.

Grimes shuddered and clamped his teeth to hide it, his square jaw bulging beneath the rusty stubble. He couldn't speak lest he betray his apprehension. He couldn't divert his gaze.

Perhaps sensing his unease, Julianne lifted one wan hand to caress his face. Disarmed, Grimes broke his stare and looked to her arm. His gaze followed the track of freckles up her arm, splayed erratically like the spent shells from the crime scene where they had first met. As eyes continued upon their path, on to her pallid shoulder, they narrowed, baleful, as a horrid revelation came upon him.

At a breakneck pace, Grimes opened a considerable distance between them as he drew his pistol, heavy and cold like the lump in his throat. He shook all over as he raised it level with his own shoulder, and aimed straight down his arm at hers as it stretched out towards him. The expression on her face was not one of confusion, but of remorse.

"Freckles," Grimes started, and then gulped. "Freckles are only grey when you're dead."



Well that was a fun diversion, but now I'm itching to pick up some real pulp novels. Perhaps I'll start with this.

Comments
Eugene

Eugene

Tucson, AZ
March 2004

JUL 05, 2009 09:47 AM

I'm gonna look sooooooo good!
zoom image

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUL 05, 2009 12:38 PM

I want my cut of the proceeds.

PS - awesomesauce.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 05, 2009 03:07 PM

That's pretty great.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JUL 06, 2009 09:52 AM

It's true. We have not found a cure for Duckface, but for just pennies a day, you can help to slow the spread of this terrible disease.

Schmelectra

Schmelectra

I'm lost
February 2006

JUL 06, 2009 07:23 PM

i wanted a tuna salad sandwich, and when i was done i decided i wanted some wine. i didn't eat them together, ftr.
tongue

Schmelectra

Schmelectra

I'm lost
February 2006

JUL 06, 2009 07:46 PM

actually, my tuna sandwich was on china. when i moved my mom's cousin gave me some random pieces that she had laying around. i don't think they could be called fine, but they certainly are china.

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 07, 2009 03:02 PM

you have got to be the king of witty puns.

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