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JUNE 28, 2009 @ 09:52 PM


This weekend actually felt longer than others. It's a shame, too, that I didn't spend more time outside. HAHA, just kidding. There were thunderstorms and tornadoes. Oh, and the heat index was around 110º for the past two days.

As you can imagine, I did most of my transiting in the evening, venturing forth to procure sustenance. Sustenance in the form of vodka.

The past couple of nights, I've spent my time helping my best friend moving into his new apartment. Thankfully, it's within a hundred yards of his last apartment, so ferrying the furniture was not an onerous affair. On the downside, his apartment is amazing. It's small, cozy, well furnished, and well decorated. I'm going to murder him just so I can live there (don't worry, that's a joke - or is it?). I'll at least get a copy of his key so I can sleep on the couch. After the hauls were completed for the day, we sat down, each with a tall glass of vodka (the only thing he had in the new refrigerator), and watched Band of Brothers. We finished part 6 tonight. The rest will come soon.

I haven't had liquor since the beginning of the new year (at least), so it's an experience that's put me off keel a bit. I'm not drunk, but I have a fucking headache. Have had a fucking headache for the past two nights.

It may not be the vodka, though. It may be the Irish (or Gaeilge).

That's right, I'm that bored.

The headaches are cause by either the attempt to pronounce each word correctly or the one to understand just how the written language translates into the spoken. All English considerations of the alphabet be damned.

Example!

An bhfuil sì ag lèamh nuachtàin? Nìl sì ag lèamh nuachtàin. Tà sì ag lèamh leabhar.

When spoken, it sounds like:

An vweel she ag lave noktine? Neel she ag lave noktine. Ta she ag lave levah.


It translates to:

Will she read the newsaper? No, she won't read the newspaper. She's reading a book.



Another example!

Tà na daoine fasta ag còcaireacht. An bhfuil na fir ag ithe feoil nò rìs?

Spoken as:

Taa na donna fasta ag cokarac. An vweel na fish ag e-hay fyole noo rish?


Translates to:

Those people are cooking. Will the men be eating meat or rice?



And then they start throwing in numbers and colors and my head explodes. Seriously, my tongue is tired.

I'm no duine deisbhéalach, especially when it comes to Gaeilge, but I just started on Saturday, so give me a break.

This was also a good weekend for music. These are the new acquisitions:


Dear and the Headlights - Small Steps, Heavy Hooves


Dear and the Headlights - Drunk Like Bible Times


Portugal. The Man - Church Mouth



Portugal. The Man - Censored Colors



Minus the Bear - Planet of Ice



The Sound of Animals Fighting - Lover, The Lord Has Left Us



Dr. Dog - Fate



Blonde Redhead - An Expression of the Inexpressible



The Good Life - Album of the Year



The Good Life - Help Wanted Nights

This week at work should be a good one. And that week starts in...5 hours. Shit.

Comments
crissi

crissi

HOPEFUL

Bremerton, WA

JUN 28, 2009 10:26 PM

Well, I just got done with watching The Big Lebowski, which means vodka has been consumed continuously.

My roomate is from Japan and learned English so well that she speaks better than I do. My other roomate and I have hopfully corrupted her emaculate speech with "Fo' sho's" and Fuck's. Because it is adorable when she does it... I love her... Excuse the vodka

crissi

crissi

HOPEFUL

Bremerton, WA

JUN 28, 2009 10:50 PM

Oh balls, Throw a lil' half n' half and you'll be all good. Or some shots of don julio. I'm a cheer leader of drinking. Is that bad? I say no.

Ridley

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 30, 2009 03:44 AM

My head wanted to explode just trying to read that!

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUN 30, 2009 09:37 AM

i have been watching band of brothers!! it is probably my 6th time through it but every time i befriend someone who hasn't seen it, i watch it with them.

so great.

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUN 30, 2009 02:41 PM

I had no idea. thanks for turning me on to that.

this time through i have only cried during the opening credits for 5 out of the 6 episodes we have watched. big improvement for me because whenever i see Buck drop his hat, i start blubbering. that image is just so striking to me. (incidentally, he is a great actor. i wish he'd stop getting cast as the jackass villain in movies)

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