Used to be, when I said something stupid, I'd put a pack of cigarettes in my mouth. I'm stuck with my foot this time. It's a gobshite's life.

I tried to make a video.




I am a walking brain fart.

I'm taking a trip down to San Diego next weekend for my birthday. Not only am I glad to be back in California (even if it's...Southern California), but I also can't wait to see my friend Ben. Here's him doing a jello shot off my ribcage.



And here's to hoping he'll do more than that for my birthday. Heyo! His girlfriend can watch.

If anyone wants to get together while I'm down there, let me know and I'll give you my number. I will be there from the 12th to the 17th.

Now it's time for a Priscilla/Hedwig double feature...

UPDATE:

Why is this picture of my ex-girlfriend and Ben on my camera from last July? And why didn't I catch that before?



There are also pictures of her making out with two other guys in the same room, one of the dudes doing a graphic Buffalo Bill impersonation, and Ben's dick.

I need to stop leaving my camera sitting around.