Your light bulb is on!

I'm writing that, and leaving the obvious dick jokes for someone else.

Did someone say obvious dick jokes?

It could be worse...


Between you and me, I HATE snakes! It's one thing to chill w/ someone's pet snake but coming from AZ. where we have rattle shakes and diamond backs!!! I get all freaked out by those suckers when in the wild. If I saw a water moccasin skimming the surface of the water in my direction I would totally have a heart attack! But other than that I'm totally a mans man. I bench like 250 lbs. w/ one hand and chew on steel just for fun.

Don't challenge my thought process, Riddler!

I'm kind of glad my lifestyle is such that not getting bit by a water moccasin isn't the best thing that happens to me. Hope next week goes better.