boy likes girl. girl is too busy taking care of another boy (who's in the process of getting divorced) while he prepares to ask another girl (who is seeing countless other boys) to marry him. original boy sleeps with original girl, only to be interrupted by a flurry of psycho text messages from the other boy. boy finally gets to sleep, only to sleep through a call from the girl, who needs support. boy doesn't find out until later the next day that the other boy tried to kill himself the night prior and the girl felt obligated to take care of him.

fuck it. it's suicide season in south carolina. this boy is going to california.