age: 27 (May 19, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2008

occupation: Non-Profit Slave

heroes: Anyone with the best of intentions and some motivation

i lost my virginity: When I was 17 to a dyke in a cowboy hat

crush: These clunky black boots I can't afford

most humbling moment: Split my pants trying to climb on top of modern art.

makes me sad: Fucking ignorance and inconsideration. Also, spending more than 20 minutes on the phone with Ma.

fantasy: It's private, but it involves candle wax, a riding crop and old MacGyver reruns

into: Kicking down walls and kissing in stalls

sign: Taurus

gets me hot: Femme girls who flirt like crazy-Butch girls who play hard to get

body mods: Dangerous curves... I mean it, be careful!