Today's Top story. Girls are dumb.
In other news Smelly girls are stupid. But first here's Jimmy for sports....

"Thanks Dave. Today in sports the bleachers are filled with fat, slobbish, loud drunken, grunting losers, and the girls are crawling all over them. While relatively smart, attractive men are left single.
Now to Stupid Girl Dumb-face for weather."

"Thanks Jimmy! Today and for the last several months, this low pressure system seems to have held a dark cloud of female stupidity over Kingston Ontario with no signs of it dissipating. This type of weather often leaves men feeling confused and their efforts wasted. Now I'm going to go cruse with a big jerk in his mustang! Back to you Davey!"

Thanks, Stupid Girl Dumb-Face.

Back to our top story. Yeah I girls are dumb.
I'm happy with who I am, I don't wanna be bigger or taller or drive a car. Are the ideals I set for myself so alien that people can't handle it?
I wanna go camping and sit bye a fire!
I want my new tent damnit!
I wanna go shoot my gun!
I'd like to go on a another date with someone after I kiss them!
I want a short haired tomboy of a girl who likes to camp, and shoot things, and let me spoil her rotten and cook for her.

That's right! It's a big whiny blog of things I want! I don't whine often, I'm entitled now and then!