into: Dying young, and leaving a good looking corpse.
not into: Barack Obama
makes me happy: Girls that make witty irreverent jokes about dorky things.
makes me sad: Country music fans.
hobbies: Being a music snob, going to bull fights on acid, Throwing hot dogs at peta members and scientologists.
5 things i can't live without: Internet, indoor plumbing, hand jobs, gold fish crackers, and Meth.
vices: anything to do with inserting something in to another something.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: sitting on my duff.
occupation: magician.
body mods: Giant Human Horn
heroes: Batman and David Bowie, I bet if they had sex they would create the most awesome creature ever.
gets me hot: Star Trek Role playing. paint your self green and I'm yours.
favorite position: Management.
sign: Scorpio
i lost my virginity: to my moms 40 year old divorced friend. My comforter smelled like menthol for a week.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Hipster, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
