its just that your one of those really great guys, that for some reason women are too stupid to figure out. There is someone equally great out there for you, yall just need to find each other. Any women to leave you has got to be at least alittle not right, your damn near the perfect man

I am completely sober and mean ever word of what i said..

^She's serious. She used to say that she doesn't understand why you're single.

One of the great things about staying in and playing games, instead of going out, is that I'm only going to be spending a little money on food and drink. I'm all excited, tonight's going to be fun and relaxing, especially after a week of moving.

Im trying to shoot my set asap, but I need to get a hold of a few things for it, which arent too expensive, but the spare money isnt there for them yet. So I have to wait. Food is sort of more important than really hot hot-shorts. Or at least, I try to keep reminding myself of that.

See you already have brownie points with me...I LOVE FRUIT LOOPS!!!!
Maybe I should get out on the freeway and hold up a sign that says: WILL WORK FOR FRUIT LOOPS
And don't feel bad about being the warmup guy...you could be called THE PRACTICE DUMMY instead..that would suck...at least you know you can warm em up!
I'm unfortunately referred to as: THE LOSER MAGNET