bands:

1. Refused, At the Drive In, Mars Volta
2. Dresden Dolls, Feist, PJ Harvey
3. SOIA, X, Bikini Kill, The Specials
4. Converge, Champion, Husker Du
5. 65 days of static, Arcade Fire
6. Dillinger Escape Plan, F-Minus
7. The Doors, The Jam, The Who
8. Walls of Jericho, Big D and The Kids Table
9. Distillers, Blood Brothers, Five Knuckle
10. Turbonegro, The Filaments

films:

1. I shot Andy Warhol
2. The Ninth Gate
3. The Lives of Others
4. Romeo & Juliet
5. Transamerica
6. The Virgin Suicides
7. Ghost World
8. Donnie Darko
9. Story of a Murderer
10. Jeux d'enfants

books:

1. The Handmaid's Tale
2. The Bell Jar
3. The Picture of Dorian Gray
4. The Journey to The East
5. Strange Days
6. The Fifth Sacred Thing
7. The Lives and Loves of a She-Devil
8. Tales of Earthsea
9. The Electric Michelangelo
10. The Dead

tv shows:

1. QI
2. Peep Show
3. Spaced
4. Never Mind The Buzzcocks
5. The Mighty Boosh
6. Little Britain
7. Harry Hill's TV Burp
8. Alan Partridge
9. My Name is Earl

Artists:

1. Dalí
2. Bosch
3. Riley
4. Klimt
5. Magritte
6. Raffael
7. MC Escher
8. Edgar Ende
9. MC Escher

 

into: Animal rights, feminism, reading, cosy flats/houses, old buildings,felidae, Wicca, nature, the smell of the sea, autumn, dancing, dark furniture, the way old books' pages feel and smell, mythology, watching people at airports, tea, cake, pulling silly faces (you have no idea how good I am at this, seriously), infantile jokes, cardigans.

not into: Hello Kitty. Bleh. Harry Potter. Bleh. I know I'm probably the only one on this planet. Drama, "scenes", probably you.

makes me happy: Cats, animals in general, vegan food, beautiful landscapes, going to the hairdresser's, singing in my car, those moments in which I feel I have faith in myself, meeting interesting people, literacy, men who smell nice.

makes me sad: Smelly people,smelly unfriendly people, unfriendly people in general, animal cruelty in all its ugly forms, bad hair days, traffic jams, monotony, indecisiveness, monday's papers, migraines.

5 things i can't live without: I will think about that when I'm about to be marooned on a lost island.

vices: Crumpets, marmite, peanut butter. Not necessarily in that order but preferably in combination. Shoes. Getting angry.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Brain wanking

 

gender: SG

occupation: Lotus-eater and angry elf

current crush: Always Ronald McDonald

stats: Angry. (Maybe not so angry if you bring kitties.)

gets me hot: Love, respect, trust, devotion, intelligence. There's no better turn-on than that. Well, and good kissing to make it perfect. (Oh yes, aren't I a boring cow. I guess I should fantasise about something like anal sex with iron dildos here to appear a bit more interesting, eh?)

fantasy: Peace on earth and freedom for all garden gnomes

sign: Gemini, Scorpio rising

most humbling moment: Just a few weeks before taking my A-levels, when one of my bimbo classmates tried to smash a double-glazed door into my face.

i lost my virginity: I'm not that kind of girl

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Vegan

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.