"You make me happier than I ever knew I could be."

"This dude used to fake seizures in school just to see what people would do. He is that fucking cool, and retarded."

"in life, there are few defining moments. one of those for me was meeting this man.

i would take a bullet for randy. and i mean that. and he knows that."

"I pooped in his house!"

"I pooped in his house!"

"He's strong, like the Hulk."

"he gave me a reach-around on a rollcoaster once..."

"I pooped in his house!"

"the blaster to my master. this man completes me."

"Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
Randy! Randy, Randy!
Talkin' 'bout Raaaaaaandy."

"to use a metaphor coined by MisterSatan himself, he's the saltiest peanut in the turd"

""If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you."

I love you. Happy birthday."

"Nice man, no bullshit. So it's win-win."

"I miss his laugh sometimes."

"MisterSatan makes me fucking laugh. when I go on the boards, inevitably he has said exactly what I was thinking, but in a funnier way, and with far less beating around the bush than I would have. he also has given me little bits of support this past year, for which I am grateful. "