"My love for you is like a truck."

"A true gentleman of the old school description. A man you would trust with the keys to your house. One of the people I would most like to have a beer with."

"Hey, Your brother's back on."

"Six years ago I couldn't have imagined him. Now I can't imagine my life without him."

"Haven't we met before?"

"The world is a better place because of him, especially if you happen to be lucky enough to know him personally and not via legend and hearsay. I'm proud to call MisterSatan a friend and I'm thrilled that we live a bit closer to each other. The commute from Seattle to Portland is still quicker than the one from L.A. to O.C., even though the miles are greater. Stupid California. "

"Thank god men are uncomfortable with their sexuality. If we weren't, he and I would probably be doing sets together on hobofoot."

"I love this guy so much that my now-husband and I asked him to be our officiant. Plus, I'll forever have this memory of when he loaded up a grocery cart full of fireworks and launched it into the streets of Costa Mesa, yelling, "THIS IS FOR YOU, AMERICA!" "

"this man will drink a campfire made of salmon."

"I worship at the church of mistersatan. "