into: eating, drinking, learning, smoking, relaxing, sleeping, cooking, writing, mocking, farting, laughing, thinking and being the smartest idiot you've ever met.
not into: stressing out, clowns, responsibility, fuckin' morons, listening to people bitch
makes me happy: sleep, food, video games, big boobs.
makes me sad: when I've let her down
hobbies: video games, making music, cooking, making fun of you
5 things i can't live without: unravled, sleep, cigarettes, meds and a problem to solve.
vices: this implies that I'm supposed to feel bad about some of the shit I do, or say, or think. Well, I don't, so you can go fuck yourself.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: wasting it.
occupation: broke-ass college student, woodworker, Happy Mouth™
current crush: Vice President of Cake
stats: mostly high fructose corn syrup. Also, I probably don't like you.
body mods: ink that's fading and blurry, holes that are closing more every day. So mostly my "body mods" are regret.
heroes: Dr. Cornel West, Popeye, Robert Tilton, Frank Zappa, Prof. Stephen Hawking, or anyone brave enough to vomit in public.
gets me hot: Any temperature above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Thanks, fat!
favorite position: does anybody even read these fucking things anymore?
fantasy: is how most people miss out on living their own lives.
sign: Semper Fudge
most humbling moment: is every moment.
i lost my virginity: at St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast, where I stole the margarine.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
