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Yes children, your old uncle Satan is unemployed again. And you know what that means? More reviews of movies that will make you wish your parents had...

You know, I've been accused of having weird taste in films. I'm okay with that, and do you know why? Because sometimes I just want to watch a guy's arms...

Hey, everybody! How were your holidays? Good? I hope so. I hope you got (and gave) some great gifts, ate tons of good food and spent happytime with...

This week in Harsh Light of Day, we take a look at the upcoming film Iron Man, which I have already seen and am going to crudely savage below.

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This week in Harsh Light of Day, we take a look at one of the last great grindhouse films. No, I'm not...

This week in Harsh Light of Day, we're taking a second look at one of the coolest imports to come from Japan since that AZIMO robot thinger in the car commercial.

This week in Harsh Light of Day, we turn to our frosty neighbors to the north. No, children, I'm not talking about Santa and his elves. I, of course,...

"... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

That classic quote is from one of the best films to come out of that horrible, coke-fueled decade we know as the...

This morning, I awoke early due to rampant diarrhea caused by an overabundance of meatloaf from last night's dinner. Unable to sleep, I did what any unemployed...

As the holidays approach, some people are taking a stand against what many perceive as the "commercialization" of them- by...

A New Orleans tour company is offering guided tours of the most severely damaged...

Italians, long known as the Ciao-Baby romantics they are, have debated the nuances of the Mona Lisa's (a.k.a. "La Gioconda") smile since the sixteenth century.

Knitta, Please!

Posted in Culture Dec 15, 2005 by MissTyrios

Two Texas moms in their 30s - known only as "AKrylik" and "PolyCotN" - have combined their love of knitting, short attention spans, and somewhat twisted...

Gotta Catch 'Em All

Posted in Culture Dec 15, 2005 by Snottlebocket

One month old Eric Guzman must have been born under a lucky star. After his panicked mother threw...

They're going to remake a classic of British cinema, Dambusters.

There's...

A company that provides weightless flights to paying space tourists is developing a league around a sport that is designed...

One of the legends of live comedy and widely hailed as the funniest man alive, is dead. Richard Pryor died...

Culture jamming, that most "revolutionary" of pastimes, can now earn...

Dead Again

Posted in Culture Dec 8, 2005 by JohnClement

Two Kentucky brothers died in unrelated auto accidents within a half hour of one...

Chicago, IL teens have put together a play featuring an updated version of Hamlet. It is titled ‘Hamlet in the Hood’ and in an attempt to modernize, has...

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