so im back to being unemployed and im enjoying, minus having no money.

ive been having crazy dreams again this week,
last night i was with someone and we were in ikea and opposite was an art gallery like the tate or something, and we were trying to save these books by sending them down a wire to the gallery, but the police were trying to stop us, then they got into the building, so i told the person i was with to run. i got arrested, half turned myself in to them i guess, and the police guy who grabbed me and cuffed me said i had to remove my clothes, for some reason i had no bra on and i was wearing stockings and suspenders?! what. i dont know.
so he was walking me down all the stairs to get to the ground and i was holding my boobs haha, and he kept trying to touch me up.
then this female and more senior police lady came over and had a go at the guy and made me take a pill and drink some water cause for some reason i was like half passing out all over the place, and then all of a sudden we were at the ground floor and there was a swimming pool and lots of people, someone gave me this coooooooooool t-shirt, it was white with some crazy print on it.
i cant really remember much else. but it was pretty funny.

the night before was just crazy, normal ish at first though, i was with some girlfriends and we were going out to some bar, got a bit drunk and when i went outside to walk home it was like mid afternoon in the summer, and i had to walk along this little country road i remember from when i was younger when we went to visit family.
it had corn fields either side of it, lots of butterflies flying around and weird "clouds" in the sky which were basically single locks of curly golden hair with pink ribbons at the top, fuck knows. but it looked fucking awesome in my head.

and last week i had a fucking mental dream with the queen in it, she looked like a mix of elizabeth and victoria though.
and she was keeping slaves and took me as one of them, and then me and this other guy had a fight with one of the high up slaves to get away, i specifically remember biting him in various places while fighting, weird.
it was generally the most confusing and weird dream ive had in a while. lots more happened but i cant be bothered to explain it all.


anyway, i should clean up the house.

p.s. my new postman is fucking BUFF.
he has a nice big beard too.