I got a new friend request. Fuck. Yes. I am slowly conquering Suicide Girls one member at a time.

I don't know why, but I seldom send friend requests. In fact, I only have once, and the box just a little bit below this one informs me that the one friend request I've sent, my little experiment, is still pending. So don't take offense to my failure to send you one.

Of course, I suppose you wouldn't, because you, hypothetical person that you are, are not even reading this. I forget sometimes that I invented you to satisfy my ego and to force myself to give my silly little musings substance. But oh, despair not, hypothetical person, for you are truly the greatest of my creations.

I started a new job last week. I'm officially a Social Worker now, and I'm still amazed at the path life has thus far taken me. That said, it's really, really fucking rad.

Do I use italics too much?