you know, all the sex guide books say the same old shit. and that shit doesnt work. so i give up on sex books.
has anyone out there tried those creams that you put on your clit and they supposedly make you able to have orgasms easier? i'm really running out of options here.
i'm starting to think it'll never happen. i've tried almost everything to get off during sex, and nothing works. i'm abnormal. there's no hope.
has anyone out there tried those creams that you put on your clit and they supposedly make you able to have orgasms easier? i'm really running out of options here.
i'm starting to think it'll never happen. i've tried almost everything to get off during sex, and nothing works. i'm abnormal. there's no hope.
he's been coming in so late, 2 or 3 in the morning, so i havent had any sex in like a week and a half. GRR for sexual frustration! 
my cat apparently is reaching sexual maturity, as my rommated noted that the cat had a woody and was licking it earlier. i didnt know cats masturbated. but oh, to be able to give oneself oral sex... come on, you'd never leave the house. lucky cat.
i REALLY need to get laid tonight, so everyone send me some positive vibes and shit.
my cat apparently is reaching sexual maturity, as my rommated noted that the cat had a woody and was licking it earlier. i didnt know cats masturbated. but oh, to be able to give oneself oral sex... come on, you'd never leave the house. lucky cat.
i REALLY need to get laid tonight, so everyone send me some positive vibes and shit.
i'm about to kill my roommate and hide his body in the apartment storage unit. 
anyone else ever feel like this?
anyone else ever feel like this?
the internet has been out for a week and its FINALLY back on. jeebus!
massage class rocks, work sucks. the shady motherfuckering store manager told me i could transfer to the cashier department, or be fired. he didnt give me any reason why i would be fired other than "grocery department just isnt working out." right. he told me this an hour after i filed an incident report about hurting my back. i wanted to walk out when he said that. i wanted to walk out my first day on the register. i wanted to walk out when my coworker told me that another department manager (who has never so much as spoken to me) has been telling people i'm a worthless, lazy empolyee who constantly calls out. fucking bullshit. but i have rent. i have to feed myself. i have to pay my bills. so i didnt walk out.
but i need another fucking job.
massage class rocks, work sucks. the shady motherfuckering store manager told me i could transfer to the cashier department, or be fired. he didnt give me any reason why i would be fired other than "grocery department just isnt working out." right. he told me this an hour after i filed an incident report about hurting my back. i wanted to walk out when he said that. i wanted to walk out my first day on the register. i wanted to walk out when my coworker told me that another department manager (who has never so much as spoken to me) has been telling people i'm a worthless, lazy empolyee who constantly calls out.
fucking bullshit. but i have rent. i have to feed myself. i have to pay my bills. so i didnt walk out.but i need another fucking job.
oh geez. i am BROKE. i need about 1200 dollars cause of all my freakin bills that are past due... and rent... rarrr!
sorry for the lack of a pic, i was counting on using my rommate's digital cam but he loaned it to his buddy and blah blah blah... so i just have to wait on that.
so, i need a quick, legal way to make a lot of money. har har. or i could just face reality and accept the fact that i'll be in debt forever. whee.
sorry for the lack of a pic, i was counting on using my rommate's digital cam but he loaned it to his buddy and blah blah blah... so i just have to wait on that.
so, i need a quick, legal way to make a lot of money. har har. or i could just face reality and accept the fact that i'll be in debt forever. whee.
