into: Sitting on all things man made, such as: paper, plastic bags and albums. Chanel straps. Feather collections and silk ribbons. FOOD! I adore eating, as luck would have it I was blessed with a slight figure as well as a voracious appetite.

makes me happy: Being taken shopping and for tuna sandwich lunch at a nice cafe. Walks after that with sitting in sun included. That house where they keep chickens in the back yard. Hearing talk of buying me mice to destroy.

makes me sad: Being poisoned. Having fleas. Just dry food. Mats in my fur. Being placed on my back. My aching teeth =( sometimes they hurt so much I can't eat =(

5 things i can't live without: Wet food, clean box, water from tea cups, face snugs from homegirl, and homeboys lap.

vices: Ham, Tuna, Nip..

occupation: Turning cat haters into LOVERZ

current crush: No one. The world is full of people who take, take and more take.

stats: slightly underweight, like a supermodel

body mods: I cut my cunt out to protest the slavery that is called motherhood. Nosejob. I'm planing on having all my teeth out soon. WETFOOD4EVA!

gets me hot: Everything. I have fur, duh.

fantasy: Outside, with no other cats except Baby Milku, and a bird to munch and bat about...and a huge ham...covered in tuna...and homegirl and homeboy on the softest cushion in the world for when I need love.

sign: even cats know this shit is bunk

most humbling moment: When I shit and pissed myself in my valise.

i lost my virginity: What a gauche question.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fashionista