It's kind of amazing how into monogamous sex I am.

It's Summer in NY, and everybody is half-naked and bumpin'--there's a psychic disconnect between "That girl is ridiculously hot" and "Jeez, I really am genuinely disinterested in that ridiculously hot girl."

Hamburger < steak at home.

I am truly in love with her. And, it turns out, miracle of miracles, I've transformed into a grownup.

She's not only sexy, but she has a brain the size of Venus.