Riiiiiight.

i don't believe you.

LMAO
You know - I pictured a magazine with that in big font across the cover...

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Sorry I didn't get back to you right away. I've been rather lazy of late. I am doing quite alright and hope you are as well.

I've been well, love, a bit distracted of late by misguided romantic ambitions, but I'm better now. How have you been?