into: Forty-something women with a pension for Sadomasochism, Twenty-something boys with loose lips and tight abs.
not into: Religious Patriarchic Oligarchies, Capitalistic Ego-Autoeroticists, People who tan till they look like a burnt leather (enjoy your Melanoma), Coprophilia, Attention Starved Faux Bi-curious females.
hobbies: Functional insanity
vices: Hydroxyethane, Sweet Maryjane, unnecessarily violent sex, random bouts of hyperness.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Skewing the lines between conventional stereotypes, Loosening your tenuous grasp on reality, Ruling the Kingdom of Too-much-information, Winning at Fabulous.
occupation: Self proclaimed leader of Team Awesome.
current crush: Ms Hannigan
stats: 80'8", scaly with sparks shooting out of my ass while destroying Tokyo.
body mods: Cybernetic Inspector Gadget's Bitch.
heroes: Patrick Bateman, Wonder Woman, Arthur Frayn, Barbarella, Logan 5, Anyone who can pick their nose with their tongue.
gets me hot: Hooker Fights
favorite position: Anything that requires spiked leather.
most humbling moment: None.
I rule you.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
