Which one of you sons of bitches reactivated this thing? Thank you?

I'm bored and haven't updated for a while so here, look at some sketchy book drawings...

Mother has two ugly vacuums...

What the fuck? Why did the profile section get switched to this tab bullshit. It was fine the way it was. Now I have to re enter all my favorite shit because apparently this damn website can't settle with one design for a few months. Even fucking Myspace sticks to the same design, and that website looks like a dirty prostitute with a Hot Carl. (I know, the analogy is incredibly redundant, but it's true.)

God DAMMIT i hate finals!

I think my head fell off a few miles back.

Birthday at DNA Lounge/home away from home...lets see if I survive the night.

ugh...

Well my account expires tomorrow...

Be back next week when I get $$$.

Well, it looks like I'm going to see Tool after all...I was bummed about getting floor tickets because they sold out faster than Metallica (pun intended) and who the fuck wants shitty seats at an arena show? Hey look, I just caught a glimpse of Maynard's hat! Aaaanyway, a friend of mine had an extra floor ticket so YAY!

Dear Diary,

Once again I've come inches away from death, this time because of a huge hunk of metal, mechanics, and crazy asian lady on wheels.

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