"Hi. I don't know you, but I wanted to say thank you for the comment about liking my pictures. It made my day. I'm sure there must be a more appropriate place to put this, but I can't find it. Anyhoo, you seem like you are pretty awesome (Don Hertzfelt in your favourite artists, etc.), so I guess this is a testimonial. Here is a pirate for no reason
Love,
Bowie"