"Finally got some winter stuff up.
The Puscifer Hoody is crazy bright.
Like guide ships in from a storm bright. I considered
included some SPF 50 with it. Also have a new Merkin Vineyards
Dickies hoody. Super comfortable and warm. I'm in Europe at the
moment. A winter tour thru Europe. What the fuck was I thinking? It
never ceases to amaze me how much these people smoke. Tobacco Slaves.
and over here the packs have these extremely huge stickers on them
saying, 'HEY, IF YOU SMOKE THESE YOU WILL DIE. MAYBE NOT TODAY BUT
SOON.' What they should say is, 'THESE MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE
ASS FEET AND THEY MAKE YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE POOP CORN.' Good luck to
the dogma victims. "
The Puscifer Hoody is crazy bright.
Like guide ships in from a storm bright. I considered
included some SPF 50 with it. Also have a new Merkin Vineyards
Dickies hoody. Super comfortable and warm. I'm in Europe at the
moment. A winter tour thru Europe. What the fuck was I thinking? It
never ceases to amaze me how much these people smoke. Tobacco Slaves.
and over here the packs have these extremely huge stickers on them
saying, 'HEY, IF YOU SMOKE THESE YOU WILL DIE. MAYBE NOT TODAY BUT
SOON.' What they should say is, 'THESE MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE
ASS FEET AND THEY MAKE YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE POOP CORN.' Good luck to
the dogma victims. "
Saturday, November 11, 2006
"SHARE THE LOVE"
Next up at puscifer... we will be opening the charity section of our shopping cart.
Myself, relatives, and friends will be donating items to be auctioned on EBAY. The net proceeds of which will go to a charity of our choice. The item description will contain a brief summary of the item, the person who donated it, and 2 links. 1 to ebay where the item is up for auction, and 1 to the charity designated by the item's donor. That way anyone who wishes to skip the auction can go straight to the non-profit site and donate. Make sense? The first item up will be a framed photo that Photographer, Tim Cadiente took of me ages ago. Then perhaps some autographed prints by Ramiro Rodriguez, some wardrobe items from the JUDITH video, my dad's platinum records that he has no place to hang, etc... Drivers, start your engines.
11:11 AM Add Comment Puscifer
"SHARE THE LOVE"
Next up at puscifer... we will be opening the charity section of our shopping cart.
Myself, relatives, and friends will be donating items to be auctioned on EBAY. The net proceeds of which will go to a charity of our choice. The item description will contain a brief summary of the item, the person who donated it, and 2 links. 1 to ebay where the item is up for auction, and 1 to the charity designated by the item's donor. That way anyone who wishes to skip the auction can go straight to the non-profit site and donate. Make sense? The first item up will be a framed photo that Photographer, Tim Cadiente took of me ages ago. Then perhaps some autographed prints by Ramiro Rodriguez, some wardrobe items from the JUDITH video, my dad's platinum records that he has no place to hang, etc... Drivers, start your engines.
11:11 AM Add Comment Puscifer
"At first I thought I could keep up with all these community spaces,
but as it turns out I can only pop by one at a time a couple times a
week. And not very consistently. So I've JUST NOW asked a friend of
mine to help me maintain them. I can't possibly keep up with several
hundred messages a day. It's ludicrous for me to think I can. And it
would be unreasonable for someone to expect me to. Rest assured the
blog comments are written by me and forwarded to this page. For those
of you with legitimate questions, feel free to visit www.caduceus.org
for those which are wine related. And www.puscifer.com for those
which are music/side project/stream of consciousness/nutty professor/
workaholic/curmudgeon related. hopefully you will find the answers
there. for those of you who are nuts and/or hear voices in your sleep
than resemble mine, or think we're soul mates, or think there were
songs written to you while you were in that coma/jail cell/root canal
operation/bath house/opium den/hallucinogenic state... snap out of
it. Get a grip. Get therapy. I'm 42. I have a son and a life beyond
the realm of "rock band." And no patience for that sort of silly
bullshit. Only stable mature humans are invited to these spaces.
Peace. Out."
but as it turns out I can only pop by one at a time a couple times a
week. And not very consistently. So I've JUST NOW asked a friend of
mine to help me maintain them. I can't possibly keep up with several
hundred messages a day. It's ludicrous for me to think I can. And it
would be unreasonable for someone to expect me to. Rest assured the
blog comments are written by me and forwarded to this page. For those
of you with legitimate questions, feel free to visit www.caduceus.org
for those which are wine related. And www.puscifer.com for those
which are music/side project/stream of consciousness/nutty professor/
workaholic/curmudgeon related. hopefully you will find the answers
there. for those of you who are nuts and/or hear voices in your sleep
than resemble mine, or think we're soul mates, or think there were
songs written to you while you were in that coma/jail cell/root canal
operation/bath house/opium den/hallucinogenic state... snap out of
it. Get a grip. Get therapy. I'm 42. I have a son and a life beyond
the realm of "rock band." And no patience for that sort of silly
bullshit. Only stable mature humans are invited to these spaces.
Peace. Out."
Clearly the world is going to implode. Fingers crossed. The merchant
account we use to process orders has put a limit on my account
because of the link to suicidegirls.com. (because it has boobies) Shit.
I have boobies. If I'm not mistaken we all have boobies. And now
they're nit picking over the content and merch on my site. Does it
ever end? The hypocrisy and the double standards? They now want me to
outline what sort of stuff will be in the "lids" category. Or the
"art saves lives" category. or the "Share the love" category. Blow
me. I swear alot. I've been known to indulge in pre marital sex. I
know. A shock, right? Let's just get it all out in the open. T-shirts
with bad words on them designed for people with boobies. Merch with
blasphemous material aimed at sheep. Merch with anti establishment
content. Merch with my twisted sense of humor. Merch that is more
fine/modern/contemporary art than it is merch. Merch of all shapes
and sizes that a portion of which when sold will go to various
charities. My patience is being tested. Humor me. Tell me it's all
gonna work out. But what ever you do, don't dare go to suicidegirls.com.
once again... DO NOT FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER go tosuicidegirls
this is not a link. this is not a link. this is not a
link. Ladies!!! Fear your sexuality. Fear your femininity. FEAR YOUR
POWER!!! Embrace your penis envy. suicidegirls.com. And
whatever you do, don't visit the Vatican either. The statue of David
is NAKED!!!!!! I know. I know. What is the world coming to?
account we use to process orders has put a limit on my account
because of the link to suicidegirls.com. (because it has boobies) Shit.
I have boobies. If I'm not mistaken we all have boobies. And now
they're nit picking over the content and merch on my site. Does it
ever end? The hypocrisy and the double standards? They now want me to
outline what sort of stuff will be in the "lids" category. Or the
"art saves lives" category. or the "Share the love" category. Blow
me. I swear alot. I've been known to indulge in pre marital sex. I
know. A shock, right? Let's just get it all out in the open. T-shirts
with bad words on them designed for people with boobies. Merch with
blasphemous material aimed at sheep. Merch with anti establishment
content. Merch with my twisted sense of humor. Merch that is more
fine/modern/contemporary art than it is merch. Merch of all shapes
and sizes that a portion of which when sold will go to various
charities. My patience is being tested. Humor me. Tell me it's all
gonna work out. But what ever you do, don't dare go to suicidegirls.com.
once again... DO NOT FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER go tosuicidegirls
this is not a link. this is not a link. this is not a
link. Ladies!!! Fear your sexuality. Fear your femininity. FEAR YOUR
POWER!!! Embrace your penis envy. suicidegirls.com. And
whatever you do, don't visit the Vatican either. The statue of David
is NAKED!!!!!! I know. I know. What is the world coming to?
