“Maxx is the most interesting cat i've met off of this here commune. I actually saw him beat someones hand with his raw face! it was amazing.”

“good things come in SMALL packages.”

“maxx.

i dream about our kiss. and your "pokes."”

“Maxx scares the shit out of me.

Doesn't stop me from kissing him on the lips though.

*wink*”

“I hadn't thought about how Maxx has changed my life in a while.

No, I'm serious.

When I was in sixth grade, he was the only kid I knew who didn't give a shit. While I was trying to fit in with the 'cool crowd', he was happy to be the outcast, and be himself. I made fun of him (because the cool people did) and secretly grew very jealous.

Then one day, for no good reason (as I was still being a 12-year-old asshole to him) he invites me out for comics + videogames. Then came movie scripts, ska bands, receding hairlines, controlling girlfriends, film school and a run-in with a certain TV Sitcom star. And even when we don't get to talk for months at a time, I know he's still my lil' buddy. Like Gilligan and The Skipper, only we get to choose our shipwreck.”

“Maxx is pretty in a dress.”

“maxx is a fucking awesome guy

i'm very very happy/lucky i was able to make it down and meet him.




now if only he could find a mooing bunny with an indiana jones outfit... ”

“Okay, FINE- I finally got around to doing this. Thought I had already, for some reason.

*ahem*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!”

“I don't know Maxx, so fuck him in the ear I say!”

“Maxx won me a pink elephant and gave me vodka (not in that order ), he is awesome.
”

“oh maxx,my wonderful husband. you are so silly and always make me smile with your wicked sense of humor. plus,your ass is so smooth and i will never forget our time together on dave's couch...haha”

“maxx's ass is not hairy. it's smooth like a baby's bottom. and he has excellent taste in undergarments. ”