“this man has the single greatest taste in music ever. and he loves you.

then he vomits and screams.

it's that kind of love.”

“this guy is like totally cool and stuff because he kept my bathroom floor warm for me the one night i wasn't wasted enough to do so. thanx buddy!!”

“I'd play monkey ball with him anyday. He would totally beat me at it but it would be worth it just to hang out with him. And after that he would probably let me dress him up in my clothes and give him a make over....this makes him the raddest guy ever.”

“maxx has a really big weiner. or so i've heard.....”

“maxx is a Loser. capital L.
and an ingrate.
and he flirts with men. all the time. you can't take him anywhere, cause then none of the men pay attention to you.
yup. pretty much.”

“maxx is a good sport and for that i will pull down his boxer shorts and indulge one day if he lets me. he doesn't even member who i am but it is ok. i forgive him and will one day try to forget him. but for now all i can say is thump thump heart throb heart throb.”

“Maxx starves for attention so I purposefully give him none. I think he respects me for it. Or laughs behind my back. Whatever.”

“I stole his sweatshirt for 3/4 of the night and he never knew it...yet he showed some love. Do any of you know how long it took me to type this sans mistakes (I hope)? Man, what's drunker than drunk? Me.”

“Obviously its the phallus of a man named hugh AND an elitist prick.

Oh the overlapping metaphors...

-:L:L”

“umm what's a hughdick?”

“he would be.”

“Maxx is the coolest guy on the site and he is very happy that now you can add testimonials for yourself.”

“*reads Popskull's testimonial*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Truer words were never spoken, my friend.”

“I asked this guy about a "group" he is unfortunatly "in charge" of and he was a HUGHDICK to me for no reason. ButtsRBig-yeah, he needs to get that finger out of his nose and jam it up his ass where it belongs.”