Member: Max16Characters

Max16Characters wants to scare your mom with a pterodactyl penis bone!

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Member: Max16Characters
Member: Max16Characters
Member: Max16Characters
 

bands:

  1. Ramones
  2. Dropkick Murphys
  3. Flogging Molly
  4. The Tossers
  5. Aquabats
  6. Pietasters
  7. Pilfers
  8. Alkaline Trio
  9. The Sounds
  10. Greenday

films:

  1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  2. Back to the Future Trilogy
  3. Indiana Jones Trilogy
  4. Star Wars Trilogy
  5. Run Lola Run
  6. Bourne Trilogy
  7. Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
 

into: Girls that say Soda...and mean it!

makes me happy: Sunny day, a girl i'm interested in's smile, doing a good job, getting drunk, losing weight, fucking around with my friends

makes me sad: Women that don't return the attention or play games. My sister. Some of my life choices. Unhappy puppies. Dogs playing pool.

5 things i can't live without: computer, internet, books, glasses, women....but not in that order

vices: Smoking, drinking, porn, and general malaise....oh yeah, and i'm an asshole too!

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: male

occupation: I once killed a man just to see him die...then i got distracted and missed it.

current crush: Glassheart.

stats: 6'7, covered in gold

body mods: why the hell not? but none yet. thinking about maybe someday getting my nipples pierced and my frenum...not sure. wouldn't mind a shoulder tat (native american tribal thing or celtic cross)

gets me hot: Catholic High School Girls in Trouble...with great asses.

favorite position: With my penis inside her.

fantasy: erotic massage, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolat sauce, and lots of oral sex...

sign: Deer X-ing

most humbling moment: when i realized i wasn't as smart as i thought i was

i lost my virginity: To someone nicknamed

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY STATUS: single

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.