age: 33 (Oct 20, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Student but I do a little cooking and baking to pay my incredibly large bills

gets me hot: creativity, chicks who beat me at trivial pursuit, glasses, experimentation

body mods: 2 tats on my inner and outer right bicep 1 on my right calf

sign: Chuppacabra

stats: 2" Short

crush: Jason Schwartzman the boy from Shopgirl

into: cartoons, bullshiting with people from different mental spaces, nursing, hating the Bush administration, my Christian Faith( no shit), yoga and running( not for looks for health), going to see live music at the club, that chick at the video store,sustained continuing growth as a human being , Hee-Haw marathons

most humbling moment: Probally it would be getting my heart ripped out all Temple of Doom style by the first woman I ever loved then realizing I'm still better off than the guy who sleeps on my couch and is madly in love with the most beautiful lesbian in town

makes me sad: the media, nascar, Napoleon Dynamite haircuts

i lost my virginity: to a slightly overweight blond cheerleader named Krystal. I'm a little tacky.

fantasy: I want a woman in white stockings with a little babyfat peeking over the sides wearing platforms to ride me until i have to beg her to stop, then she rides me some more