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So my dad is having open-heart surgery in 3 days. Let's just put it this way -- how is YOUR weekend?

I caught the sneak preview of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" last night. Believe it or not, it's funny as all balls!

Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
sister golden hair surprise . . .

But my weakness is redheads and brunettes. What's wrong with me??

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Apparently the sun gods were on my side. I went on my first "float trip" -- canoeing on the Merremac -- and found a way to get absolutely NO SUN whatsoever after baking in it for 6 hours. Amazing what wearing turtlenecks on a river can do.

Within 5 minutes I saw a dog hump a guy in the water, a guy with an eyepatch float by on in a Sponge Bob intertube, and a guy in a viking helmet. Throw a cooler in the boat and this is living.

Looks like I'm overdue for doing this.

Caught the Star Wars movie on Friday. People seem to be loving it, but it still wasn't that great. The best thing about it? The trailer for "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"! Swe-e-e-e-t.