So I should finally be getting a job again after a year of being a huge bum. Once I officially get hired I'll work on getting a job at Long John Silvers on the side just for all the free battered and deep fried food I can handle.

Funny thing though my roommate also had an interview at the same place, and they have two positions open. Our friend who works at this place let us know when they tried to call us to schedule our interviews because we don't have voicemail on our phones and don't answer unknown numbers. The funny part of this story is that I have no idea why he did it but my roommate told our friend Dave to call up and schedule an interview with them too, although they didn't have his resume and didn't want to interview him but they ended up giving him an interview anyway. And to end this story they passed over my roommate for Dave who shouldn't have been in the running for the job in the first place, so my roommate screwed himself out of a job.

But other than that story not all that much has transpired as of late, stopped playing WoW again, started playing the Rift BETA. Got shitfaced and lost my house keys and shoes and somehow found myself up on the roof of our first story banging on my roommates window to let me in the house.

And then I managed to get RItter drunk which was fun considering it was the second time I've ever seen him drink. All I had to do was tell him to keep up with me and at 2am when last call came around he couldn't get out of his chair and winded up falling on his ass.... and he was supposed to be the DD, good thing I was only drunk and not nearly as bad as he was otherwise I'd of had a hell of a time getting home.

And on a final note I got a letter from unemployment today telling me that I'm able to collect until June which would mean that I'd of been able to collect unemployment for one year and 4 months but I'm willing to say if I really wanted to I could extend it further than that.

Bored and can't sleep, which is massively depressing because I somehow managed to maintain a realistic sleep schedule for the last 3 weeks only to be ruined now.

Finally managed to quit smoking I think. Only time I get a craving is when I find myself staring at someone else smoking thinking about how delicious that cigarette probably tastes. And thus why I've gone into recluse.

Need to get a new tire put on my car so I can drive again, it's only been over a month so I'd say it's about time I got around to it. Although I do enjoy not having to spend money on gas. And being cooped up at home has given the time to play world of warcraft more than I should. In the amount of time it took my employed roommate to level from 72-80 I managed to level a character froom 70-80, get him geared out, get another character geared out, and make a new character and level him to 80.

That's all I feel like sharing now so I'll be back in a year or so.

oh snap updating only 3 months after the last update i must be on a roll or some crazy shit.

well not all that much has happened since, i diod move in with the parents after all which allowed me enough money to buy new shoes for the first time in over 2 years.

also i think me and some friends are going to start bowling on a weekly basis which is weird cause im kinda bad at bowling where my average is around 120 but everyone else is horrid, so i donty feel so bad

also it seems my list of crazy women to avoid grew in number yet again as my old roommates ex wants to have sex with me even though i clearly stated it'd never happen.

and lastly i need to find somewhere to drink on weekends cause this not being drunk 4 days of the week is a very wierd change of pace and im not sure i like it.

laters

Well almost a year since updated but it's finally here.
Let's go with the same format as last time.

Good things:
-have a girlfriend again
-got a ferret, he's a cutie pie
-have everything I need for my house minus the need of an area rug I'm too lazy to buy.
-got a new cell phone that has a voicemail, can text, has aim, and internet (yes the old one had none of that)
-have a steady job
-potential second job
-parties started happening every friday
-quit smoking weed and trying to quit smoking cigarettes

Bad things:
-roommates constantly moving out
-parents are mad at me
-little financial problems
-can't quit smoking cold turkey
-still at metlife like I have been for 2 years and I hate it
-got lead on a bunch of times and went single for 11 months
-my house is the party house and with great power comes great responsibility



Yeah that's about it for the summary but good story.
Yesterday al brought me his pc because it stopped working and was beeping when trying to power on. It took me like 10 minutes to fix it and best part I got paid with colt 45 fourties, 3 of them. I do love drinking, managed to down 2 of them while watching gran torino and was a little said that it only got me slightly drunk, back in the day I woulda been shitfaced, gonna have to funnel them next time.

But yeah I might be moving back in with the parents for six months to help out my stepmom while my dad's overseas and then gotta find a new place, won't be getting as good a deal as I am with my current place, 550 a month + electric, and its a half double so I managed to get 2 roommates cutting my share to 183 a month. We'l see how I do once I move out of the parents house because much like mccain I am a maverick.

Also got a twitter account if interested at all my user name is bmarchegiani
Www.twitter.com/bmarchegiani

Yeah with my job I'm moved from slacking off to still slacking off but also trying to butcher names, for example some lady called up with the last name stephans and I completely over emphasized the p and the h seperately. Its amazing how many people just accept the slaughter. Between that and using voices that i'd use to nag at people and saying I can has employee number.

Well I'm off for a stealth cigarette break cause I'm at work right now, see you guys in another 11 months.

UPDATEZORZZZZ!!!11!!!!!!1223@!@@12!!!!!

ZOMG.

Big things:
-Got a car after not having one for 6 months.
-Put my dick in a mousetrap for $50.
-Got a new apartment, moving in soon.
-Broke up with another girlfriend and my roommate moved in for the rebound...again.
-Good friend turned into a big drunk, and ironically a big douche bag loser too.
-ALL of my CDs got stolen.....I wanted to cry.


That's pretty much all the big shit. Other than that although I now have a car I still find myself sitting at home by myself, just too lazy to drive anywhere if I'm not getting food.......food sounds good now, time to hunt a cow. laters.

END OF UPDATEZORZZZZ!!!11!!!!!!1223@!@@12!!!!!

About time for an update.

I moved into my new house and it's been pretty sweet a big 3 minute drive away from work. FOund out I'm statistically the best employee they have, and I got my benefits finally. Might go have this weird rash thing looked at and this weird bump on my palm looked at too.

Got into yet another car accident totaling my car, not my fault for the record. 3 weeks later and still no check from the insurance company so I can get a new car.

And I just walked in on my roommate jerking off, walked by the room to see him on his knees and thought he was messing with his tower didnt think twice on it, get to the kitchen to grab a rice krispie treat and all I heard was him yelling "Yeah I was jerking it." sat there for 3 seconds in amazement and then proceeded to laugh at him for 5 minutes.

Went to the renaissance fair on saturfay which was epicly amazing as it always is, this time we had a larger crowd though. First year we had 4 people, then the next there was like 7 or 8 and now this year we had 17 people. Probally going back in October for the halloween events they'll be sporting, and to pick up another weapon, maybe a pike or katana, now sure. Already have a regular sword and battle axe need something different.

I'm slowly starting to realize how sad my life is.

This occurred to me today when the only thing on my mind all day at work was how many big macs I was going to get for lunch.

I don't know if this is a bad thing or a good thing but I'll take it for both seeing as how it's a sad thing to be thinking about all day and a good thing as how there isn't something worse I could be thinking about.

Either way I see it as being pretty saddening.

Got my Frenum done today.

Got it after work instead cause I wouldnt have time before work caus ethe place opened at 12:30 and I had work at 1.

So it hurt alot less than I thought it would, but I've also got a cathader put on me once so I know serious penal pains.

But yeah, that's pretty much it.

Went and saw Blind Guardian.

Fucking epic.

Tuesday I'm getting my frenum done.

I'm going in to get it done before work so I just gotta hope I dont bleed too much.

I'll be wearing black pants so I doubt anyone will be able to see blood through my pants.

Also going to go see Blind Guardioan later today.

Anthony's mom bought me a ticket and is giving me a ride, great lady gotta love her.

And I think she might have seen my left testicle not sure though, I was showing it to 3 drunk guys and she stumbled in the room, I don't think she saw it though.

Good times, now I'll have a hydrocele and a frenum to flash around.