Member: Malfucktion

Malfucktion a.k.a. Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer

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Member: Malfucktion
Member: Malfucktion
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into: trouble, ninpo, drums, guitar, teh internets, live music, art, digital, hockey, cars, health

makes me happy: Hockey, eh! Women, guitars, drums, designing shit, martial arts, keeping fit, going to small bars for live bands. Brewing Beer @ home.

makes me sad: Incompetency

5 things i can't live without: Camera, car, teh internets, guitar, music collection

vices: Women, 91 Octane (wish we had 93), Hockey,The Internet

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

occupation: San Diego Business Owner

current crush: The entire female cast of Las Vegas

stats: 6'3, 225lbs, Green Eyes, Caucasian, Aries, Can't Dance..No Hope, Sunburn Easy

body mods: Scar on forehead and knee

gets me hot: Intelligence, quirks, substance, women who are into cars and can play instruments, voting

favorite position: All of them...except the one with the gerbil and the egg beater

fantasy: Far too extensive to list here

sign: Needs more cowbell

most humbling moment: Being spanked by two women at a dinner table on national TV

i lost my virginity: Damn it...now where did it go? Every time...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories