age: 48 (Jan 07, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2005

occupation: Cunning Linguist

most humbling moment: Birth

body mods: Some parts removed, some added...

stats: Took it, hated it, got a C.

i lost my virginity: ...way too late

sign: You Are Here.

gets me hot: prolonged eye contact, freckles, blond and blue, brown and brown, the curve at the base of a woman's back, intelligence, shyness, petiteness

makes me sad: illiteracy, cruelty to animals and children, rudeness and thoughtlessness, the general state of the world today

fantasy: To be your girlfriend.

makes me happy: children and dogs, a good book, the outdoors, WOMEN!!

into: see "Vices", "Makes Me Happy"