Well hello my lovelies,

First and foremost, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

I can't believe it has almost been a year since I was last on here. I don't know where the months have gone. I have been buried in sorting out my father's estate; a long, arduous, and utterly miserable task I am pleased to announce has finally been completed.

I am back in Oregon now, and have even bought my own house here. My very first house I, being the impractical girl I am, purchased a somewhat terrifyingly dilapidated 1928 schoolhouse, with an acre and a half of land, and even it's very own abandoned cafe. It seemed like a fantastic idea, but in reality, I'm scared shitless every night here alone, and as it turns out, I'm not very handy. All attempts at home improvement have ended in home destruction. Still, it is heart wrenchingly beautiful here, I wouldn't trade my little patch of Oregon for anything. I am home, and I couldn't be more grateful to be right where I belong.

How are you all? I would love to have updates from so many of you. Please, let me know where you are and how you're doing. I have missed you.

I promise not to go AWOL again. Really, I do.

Forgive me?

With love,

MadameX

Ps. Pictures of my adventures soon.

Hey ya'll,

I'm done with London. Throwing in the towel. I quit. Done. Finished.

I just can't live here anymore. I'm going completely mad.

So, Sunday morning I'm flying home, for a white Christmas.

I can't wait.

Merry Christmas, my darlings.

xxxx

Ps. Anyone in Oregon??

Hey ya'll,

Just sitting in bed at 3 pm on a Monday being a lazy, lazy girl. Thought I'd put up a few photos from Halloween, and my trip to Dubai. Still disliking London, but it's much better after my little Dubai adventure. It was sunny, stunning, and I moved from my sun lounger only to wade to the pool bar and back. HEAVEN. After a week sun worshipping, I have the most spectacularly white bottom, that makes me laugh whenever I catch it in the mirror.

Have decided Christmas in Australia is the thing to do, heading to Melbourne in December. Can't wait!

Hello!

I have missed SuicideGirls so, so much. I hate not having internet, and not being able to talk to all of the gorgeous, clever, funny people I have found on here. I have just discovered after coming here daily for weeks that the university I attend has internet in the lecture halls...so I am now furiously trying to drown out a lecture on "Ballads and Quatrain Forms" to talk to you

Here's the assignment I prepared, unfortunately it was deemed "disturbed" by my professor and I was asked to re-write. What do you think?

Your warm weight just heavier than my regrets,

and whispered nothings gentler than my thoughts;

mute and bitter condemnations beget

a soul that my own caustic loathing rots.

With chest to sweating chest look through my eyes

to vicious, barbed spaces you cannot fill,

past the face of my pretty laughing lies

to my heart vacant, cold, sterile and still.

With you inside of me there's less to hate,

less to love, less to keep, and I play dead

as I watch salvation arrived too late,

smiling sigh, button, zip and leave my bed.

Come fake your love and I'll fake my pleasure,

our desperation in equal measure.


Life in London has been a bit of a challenge lately. It never gets dark here, and it is never quiet. It makes me miss my home in Oregon very, very much. I'm hanging in there, and hoping that one morning I will wake up completely in love with England, and city life. Fingers crossed.

Had an absolutely gorgeous week in the Canadian snow recently, and am heading to Dubai for some sunshine on Friday. Thank god I have friends in strange places, and an obscene number of frequent flyer miles. If it weren't for my little adventures, I think I would go completely mad.

Got a new tattoo, which is the beginning of what promises to be a pretty fantastic chest piece. Thanks to Rob Sutherland of Living Image Tattoo in Greenwich, and about seven hours of his very hard work (not to mention my wiggling, whining, frequent bellowing of obscenity and general counterproductivity) I now have something well...stunning. I am thrilled with him. It's funny having my first tattoo in a very visible place, everyone, EVERYONE stares at it! I never realized the crap all you gorgeous tattooed girls on here go through on a daily basis. It's amazing.

So here's a sneak peek...but you'll have to wait for my next set to get a proper look.




I love you guys, and I have really, really missed you. Please let me know how you are and what you're up to?

xxxx

Ps. Watched a nature documentary, and now am absolutely hellbent on somehow transforming myself into a komodo dragon. A giant, drooling, lumbering, sinister motherfucker of a reptile, who lurks around dealing poisonous bites to those who offend me. Anyone with any ideas as to how to make this dream come true, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Hey ya'll.

It's time for a new set. A kickass one.

I need a London photographer! Anyone on here know anyone good???

ANYONE???

To the few of you who responded, you guys are awesome. Really. You cheered me up like you wouldn't believe. Looking at a dirty message or two this morning was the most fantastic way to start my first day as a single woman

Spending the day sulking in bed, under the blankets. I refuse to interact with the world today. I am going to eat myself silly, and cultivate some SERIOUS bed head.

Tomorrow, I will kick some ass.

Until then, guys, send me dirty pictures...plllllease?
Come on ya'll, it's only fair.

I love you guys.

xxxx

Ps. Any photo involving cum and my face gets BIG extra credit points.

I was dumped.

Will you cheer me up?

I have a dirty request for you...I'm terribly ashamed to even ask but...

Have any of you ever wanked to my photos?

Would you send me a photo of yourself in the act?

It would make me a very happy girl.

A verrrrry happy girl.

xxxx

Thought I'd put up a few photos from my little surprise birthday party. What an amazing night. Juvenile, drunken, and perfect.

Heading to the London Tattoo Convention tomorrow, and I can't wait. However, as no one submitted a SINGLE tattoo to me, my bottom shall go un-inked! Tragic!

Thank you for all the wonderful, positive feedback on my last two sets. I feel truly privileged to be part of such a warm, loving group of people.

I love you guys, I really do.

Anyone coming to the convention??

xxxx

Hello my lovelies,

Oh what an amazing outpouring of love and support. I feel so blessed to be part of such an amazing community.

Had a brilliant birthday, surrounded by people I love. Am feeling right as rain

On another note, the London Tattoo Convention is coming up, and I would like to propose an offer:

Submit tattoo designs to me, I would like to cover the rest of my butt. The best tattoo design will be emblazoned across my ass at the London Tattoo Convention. I will supply photographic proof for your efforts. Please, help a girl out!

I love ya'll.

xxxxx