Tonight I go into the great unkown as I hook myself up to a machine that will probably kill me in my sleep. Which is funny because I am doing it in an effort to find out why I need sleep all the time...Oh yeah, and to save all of humanity. If I make it through this, the thank you mac for saving the world , please have my babies Que starts at my doorstep.

Mactietiesleppynighnigh

Hickory dickory dock.

I started a "Navy seal" workout this week. Oh man. Not only will I be able to leap tall buldings in a single bound, but I will be able to kill a man in under 3 seconds!

2004 huh? I want this year to be the most romantic year I have ever had. Non stop smiles and kissing and graceful touches. Petals and leaves swirling around in a cool wind. Constant chatter of birds and shining of the sun. And wounderful tinkeling of the female voice tip-toing its way into my ear and dancing about my feverd brain.

I want to talk without speaking, dream without waking, and make love without touching.

I want a million glances from a million ladies convaying a million ways just one thing.

I want to dance and date, love and fear, have and hold, wisper and hear.....

Let it begin...

Macseusualist

Life is going o.k. But I had to put my Lasah apso to sleep. She lived a heros life though, so I will not be sad. Everything else is going swimingly. I am probably going to get the laid tonight.

And my intrnet is broken.

Macdamn

Famous qoutes by yours truly...

"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)

"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."

"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)

"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott he's my Grandfather and he's dead.")
Me: HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!....Oh, shit sorry."

"Hey baby, its not cheating if I rape you right?"

(Sorry about that last one people. But it IS funny in a horribably ironic way.)

Macscandelious

Day 3: AGAIN I have consumed a giant hamburger and fries for breakfast. I went to the bookstore and looked at books for hours. Now I will play viedo games until my friend calls and then I will go over to his house and write. A nagging in the back of my mind tells me that I should be doing something....responsible? Hmmmm No, I can't figure out what it is trying to tell me....THANK GOD.

Weeeeeeeeeeee Grand Fuckery!

Macwastinghislife

Today is the day that I want cereal. So I will go and buy me some cereal and eat it. And then I will be fullfilled. Like the Incas were when they killed a rival prisonor in the name of thier Gods. Co-co puffs will be my chocloatey sacrifice.

Macgeneralfoods

"Manhunt" is the funnyiest game I have ever played.

I cannot wait for ROTK.

The Last Samarui looks good.

I had a great thanksgiving.

I spent some nice time in San Diego.

I made some extra cash from Jack in the box and possibably a new busniess contact.

I came back to L.a. and slept in my gigantic medeivel bed.

I am going to eat ribs tommorow.

I am going to write comedy tonight.

I got to see my dogs qite a bit over the holidays.

The weather is cool, fresh, and crisp.

I want to go back to Ireland.

Tea is good.

My Dad turns 64 in a day, 20 years after he "Died" from a heart attack requiring a quadruple bypass.

I have pretty good reasons to smile I suppose.

Macevenkeel

There is no limit to the creativity and hights people will go to dissapoint you.

But not you Single malt scotch. Oh no you are my Lady, my muse. I am going to drink you in and join with you, taking immense pleasure in your touch and company. The only stall to this wounderful moment is when I think "How will I remove my penis from your bottleneck?"

Macdrinkytime

So right now I am supposed to be involved in a booty call. "But Mac." You say, "Your writting a journal on SG right now!"

EC-FUCKIN-ZACTLY.

This better pan out. Or I gots me a whole lotta killin ta do.

Macfrustrated

Ok dammit. I added some friends. Man I am freaked out.

On a side note, I actually schedueled a booty call for this Tues.

SWEET.

I rock AND RULE!

Zombies forever.

Maccore