I just bought two new Horror antholigies. Read read read read! Scare scare scare scare! Pee pee pee pee! cry cry cry cry...

Dammit. I should have read them in my shower.

On a darker note, I am paying to have a portriat painted of me by a FANTACSTIC artist by the name of R.H. PHISTER.

I was going to donate the money to some nice chairty like "The ronald McDonald house" or "Please don't let those fuckin ruskies beat the cute little baby seals over the head with a blunt object foundation"

But you know what....Im a dick...And I personally hate ronald McDickface and really look forward to wearing my baby seal skin jumpsuit this fall.

Macsavatar

Just saw open water....I will never ever go diving ever. Thanks scary movie! And now Im drinking a weird green drink that looks like Absenithe, but tastes a whole lot better. I went looking at furiniture FUCK. I don't need an end table that badly.


I need to kiss someone.

Macgreenmachine

Yeah...Brizillian woman are hot. I went to a party tonight with a Mariachi Band, Lots of Tequilla and people speaking various forms of Espaniol. I didn't understand a damn word....But damn Im really starting to like southamerican parties....And oh yes did I mention how attractive Brizillian women are?


MacGuapo

I made $400 today doing the voice for the WORST VIEDO GAME character ever. I'll be sure and announce when this world class peice of shit comes out so you can all play it and tell me "Boy mac, your right...That game fucking sucks." . I live a charmed life folks....


Macpow-pow

Miss Roxy is smart, sensitive, chaming, tough and a great slow dancer. And I am lucky to be with her.


Side note: I hate serial killers, but for all the wrong reasons.


Mac-thekeptman

Let it be known that Roxy Suicide is a very attractive girl...Who is also good at sex...So I HEAR....What? Jeez you people!


Macscoundrel

time to get the lead out. no more sleeping for me.


M

Whoop thier it is...


Mac

I like sctoch. And I think I need to go back to Ireland. Or somewhere cold....and dark....and rainy...Where the fell calls of evil echo through the trees.


Mac...

Hi. I talk to hot girl who on intra web. I now go jook it in the shower.


Macmac