hey today, fuck you very much with your all day cold rain, no hot water for a shower in the morning, ho-hum day at work, no neighbors around for company and lame text conversation with the girl you found out can't be seen for another week or more because of the combination of her recurring cold sores, distance and differing work schedule. you were a complete dickwad today, fuck you again - sincerely, i myself
who here has ever been a victim of or the culprit of the pregnant bitch april fool's prank?
she looked so cute sitting on my couch in her panties eating a bologna sandwich.
