ok so last week i spent 3 days in the hospital(teeth). monday/tuesday all sweet - lucked out wit a student hygenist who's keen to pass her exam/needed a willin *patient* etc(and im plenty willing-its taken 8 months of persistence to get an appointment where they actually *do*something)...friday...back in to have my(last)molar extraxted..not so lucky-i arrive to find i jus missed an *incident* occuring....sounds like a raging crackhead losing it somewhere nearby on the stairwell....waiting room jammed wit people....total chaos...anyways got seen pretty quick-taken down a packed ward-partitioned into maybe 20 booths-all full, put in the chair...then moved again...this time to a booth they hadnt had chance to clean...someone elses blood in a big jar in front of me(nice)..then moved back to a different booth...whatever i missed kinda had everyone preoccupied...the student doin the extracton couldnt even anaethetise me properly(ended up squirting the local down my throat) and was in and out my mouth maybe 5 or 6 times with the pliers while we got interrupted with her signing a police statement...basically my total worst nightmare-proper horror(felt like that scene in Hellbound...*the doctor is in!!!*)

now not only do i look like a hamster and reek of clove oil but i enjoyed myself so much im back in there wit the cute hygenist on Friday

god bless

x